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Adult Australia puns

These are some of the best Australia puns I could think of, they start light but they quickly become very dirty and for adults eyes only!

Just want to double warn you how bad some of these puns are, So don’t go off crying when they leave you not being able to hear the word ‘Melbourne’ no more.

Light Australia puns

1. How’s the weather? Darwin(d) is strong
2. The wizard of oz
3. Aus-sie dead people
4. No pain, No Brisb-ane
5. Top-koalaty banter
6. Go cairns because you can
7. No WA-y!
8. Where’d-ingo
9. Gonna check out the new film Melbourne Idenity
10. All my puns are ab-original
11. Perth-fec day today
12. Eyes on the road… you just mounted the Perth
13. I love the Home Grown Perth-atos
14. I’m so hungry, give me some of them Perth-etta roll
15. You smell nice, Lovely Perth-fume
16. You’re the scum of the Perth
17. Backpacking is one of my Perth-ogative
18. you have to be Perth-sistent
19. Your puns might be good, Mine are Perth-ossional
20. A Perth-found thinker
21. Drinking too much can give you a Sydney-disease
22. Looking sexy there Darling, Harbour
23. “Can you smell what the rocks is cooking?”
24. Stop being a wimp. Act a little Manly beach
25. “Shh Hyde-parking who making that noise”
26. You get a boat, you get a boat and YOU GET A BOAT – Sydney Oprah’s house

Medium Australia puns

1. CU in The NT
2. Wanna roo(t)
3. Gee-Thats-Long
4. Having sex with you brings me so much Joey
5. I got (Ade)laide last night
6. What a quokka shit
7. Stop staring at the women’s tits your such a Perth-ert
8. What a Quokka Shit
9. Fuck you, Sorry about my Perth-anity
10. How was the sex? Perth-cient
11. These puns are so bad, I need a Perth-frontal lobotomy
12. I’ve said the safe word now give me the Circular Quay for the handcuffs
13. Sydney Open-Bra House ( I should copyright this one! Just in case a strip club opens under this name)
14. Not as good as Sydney’s Cove
15. Look at the state of her, Wattamutta
16. Check out her Surry Hills

Heavy Australia Puns

1. Stick it in my Ayers (rock)
2. I love a Gold(en) Coast shower
3. Can(I)Berra my cock in you?
4. You should have seen it… she had a plat-on her-puss
5. Did you just finish on my (out) Back?
6. Tried pegging last night… MelTourne up my Arse
7. when I went down under on my girl last night she farted
8. Can I Perth-suade you to let me stick it in your arse?
9. Sorry I came straight away, I need to Work on my Perth-omance
10. I’m enjoying sex, But I would Perth-er too put it in your mouth
11. Sorry I am a little Perth-ature, It’s just your so hot
12. Fuck nudist beaches, You need to try Bondiage Beach
13. Told you my penis was Talonga zoo yours
14. Your mum is a slut she loves a cock-or-too (island)
15. No, we can’t kick the shit out of the old guy, it’s Balmoral
16. I was up late last night watching some weird porn, Boy-tentacle in-her-Gardens

If you enjoyed these puns and have more you would like to add then make sure you leave them in the comments below!