Prague Puns

Czech Out These Republic Puns – Perfect for Instagram

Czech Republic Puns

If you are looking for some of the best Czech Republic puns for your Instagram, TikTok, Facebook page or whatever you use puns for you are in the right place. Here at the Funny Backpacker, we have some of the best puns for your travels.

You can prance around Prague when you know you already have the perfect funny caption for the dancing houses. Just a heads up they get more adult the further you go down the list. Anyways I’ll shut up now and give you some puns!

Light Czech Republic puns

  • Czech me out
  • Get with the Prague-gram
  • Testing Prague 1, 2,3 Testing Prague 1,2,3
  • Charles bridge might be more known but it’s not the Manes Bridge
  • She is that old she is a Lady before Týn
  • Chimney cake costs a lot of dough
  • You’re gonna be the one that saves me, And after all, You’re my Hunger wall
  • Czechia, I’m so hot
  • I feel like royalty in Prague with Czech crowns
  • Prague can be so Hostel
  • Ná-rodní it’s not a bank, it’s a Museum, you plonker
  • Watching the Prague Astronomical Clock is a waste of Týn
  • Lesser “Known” Town Bridge Tower
  • People in The Prague ice bar can be cold with you
  • I’m worried for Lennon Wall as the there is writing on it
  • Lord Vltava
  • Old Town Prague is overlooked by New Town
  • It is rude to Star-opra-men, it makes them uncomfortable

Harsh Czech Republic Puns

  • I fell for Charles Bridge
  • Not saying Prague has a drug problem but there is a Powder Tower
  • Am I tripping? is that house dancing?
  • Líšeň Brno, Stop being Idoit
  • I slept with a Czech man last night, he was out of this world. Let’s just say he had a Prague’s Astronomical Cock
  • You got pils-ner got beer though