Scottish Puns

So you have the perfect picture of Scotland but you are missing one thing to give you an edge on Instagram, The perfect caption. What is better than a pun?

These are some of the best Scottish puns I could think of, But please be advised some may be rude or adult in nature. So saying this please use them with caution on your Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Tinder bio, Bebo or Myspace.

But you do get around to using these puns make sure you tag me @funnybackpacker on most sites. Probably don’t tag me on your Tinder bio my girlfriend won’t like it!

Scottish Places puns

These are all based on places in Scotland, From cities to little towns. I’m pretty sure you will find the perfect scotlish pun for the town your in, or maybe one pretty close by.

Glasgow to the Beach, each let’s go get away

You Edinbrugh? No I think I’ll stay for another pint.

It’s hard trying to think of Perth-ect pun for Scottish cities.

St Andrew’s Away because he was cross

Scotland is always has a grey Skye

I cannae take this Aviemore

Arran away, From the Scots they’re crazy

I hate people on the Orkney Island there is a lot of Twatt’s

Tobermory, I hear its great for Mulling around

You can take a Stirling photo

It was Troon hill from Ayr

Jura pain in my arse

Galloway, Galloway, Gallowayyy now!

You think he was ugly, you should have seen his Fife

Hot Scottish bird, Over their, Tarbert

Am on Moray from misery to happiness today

Gave my dog so much whiskey, it’s doing everything that moves, glad it’s been Speyside

Don’t what was in that haggis, my arse is Hermitage-ing

I’ve seen your girlfriend, You’ll Ecclefechan anything that moves

Whoever said Biggar is better is a liar. It’s a shitehole

Spud, Mark, Sick Boy & Begbie must be from Glenfinnan beacuse they Love Trainspotting

Whatever Floaks your boat

How long until we get to Dundee, We are not very Forfar now

Why’s Killiecrankie?

Would tell you a joke about the north of Scotland but it very Tongue in Cheek

Last time I called Great Bernera fat, she Stornoway

Callander, the perfect place for a date

Do you want Dumfries with that?

Don’t see the hype of Loch Lomond, I think its load of Balloch

Wanlockhead, I bend her over and Sanquhar till I Cumnock in her face

I love crossing Gretna’s border it is greener on the other side.

I wouldn’t go to Edinburgh, But Holyrood

Kinlochleven lift bro?

Everyone mentions John o’ Groats, it gets on Mey Wick

Iconically Scottish Puns

This is what makes scotland, Scotand. These puns are all based on Iconic stuff in Scotland. Perfect when you find the Loch Ness monster and need a caption for the photo of a lifetime!

Scottish alphabet: H, Aye, Jakey, elemenopee

Try to get a good photo of the Loch Monster, is a Nessie job

Loch Her up and throw away the “T” (Tennent’s)

Can’t think of a good pun about Scottish flowers,Thistle do

The Scottish call Highland cows, Heillan Coos its udderly rediculas

Stay away from people in the Highlands they’re all cows

I don’t understand Scottish Gaelic, But it is nice on bread

Don’t call it a skirt, I did it once they nearly kilt me.

I love to go to the sea Clyde

I love to Hogmanay, but when is enough, enough?

Enjoyed the puns?

Did you find the puns helpful for your Instagram captions, Imagine if i helped you actually travel scotland, instead of just giving you stupid puns?

Well you don’t need to worry any more, I have plenty of video on my YouTube page, showing some of the best hidden gems in Scotland (when you watch them you get to see my face and see how beautiful i am, and how ok Scotland can be)

Funny Backpacker’s Youtube Channel

But if your more of a reader, check all the Scottish Articles on this site here is a little taster of one of my favourites

Check the full article out here:How To Start Long Term Travel In Scotland