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Adult Australia puns
These are some of the best Australia puns I could think of, they start light but they quickly become very dirty and for adults eyes only!
Just want to double warn you how bad some of these puns are, So don’t go off crying when they leave you not being able to hear the word ‘Melbourne’ no more.
Light Australia puns
- How’s the weather? Darwin(d) is strong
- The wizard of oz
- Aus-sie dead people
- No pain, No Brisb-ane
- Top-koalaty banter
- Go cairns because you can
- No WA-y!
- Where’d-ingo
- Gonna check out the new film Melbourne Idenity
- All my puns are ab-original
- Perth-fec day today
- Eyes on the road… you just mounted the Perth
- I love the Home Grown Perth-atos
- I’m so hungry, give me some of them Perth-etta roll
- You smell nice, Lovely Perth-fume
- You’re the scum of the Perth
- Backpacking is one of my Perth-ogative
- you have to be Perth-sistent
- Your puns might be good, Mine are Perth-ossional
- A Perth-found thinker
- Drinking too much can give you a Sydney-disease
- Looking sexy there Darling, Harbour
- “Can you smell what the rocks is cooking?”
- Stop being a wimp. Act a little Manly beach
- “Shh Hyde-parking who making that noise”
- You get a boat, you get a boat and YOU GET A BOAT – Sydney Oprah’s house
Medium Australia puns
- CU in The NT
- Wanna roo(t)
- Gee-Thats-Long
- Having sex with you brings me so much Joey
- I got (Ade)laide last night
- What a quokka shit
- Stop staring at the women’s tits your such a Perth-ert
- What a Quokka Shit
- Fuck you, Sorry about my Perth-anity
- How was the sex? Perth-cient
- These puns are so bad, I need a Perth-frontal lobotomy
- I’ve said the safe word now give me the Circular Quay for the handcuffs
- Sydney Open-Bra House ( I should copyright this one! Just in case a strip club opens under this name)
- Not as good as Sydney’s Cove
- Look at the state of her, Wattamutta
- Check out her Surry Hills
Heavy Australia Puns
- Stick it in my Ayers (rock)
- I love a Gold(en) Coast shower
- Can(I)Berra my cock in you?
- You should have seen it… she had a plat-on her-puss
- Did you just finish on my (out) Back?
- Tried pegging last night… MelTourne up my Arse
- when I went down under on my girl last night she farted
- Can I Perth-suade you to let me stick it in your arse?
- Sorry I came straight away, I need to Work on my Perth-omance
- I’m enjoying sex, But I would Perth-er too put it in your mouth
- Sorry I am a little Perth-ature, It’s just your so hot
- Fuck nudist beaches, You need to try Bondiage Beach
- Told you my penis was Talonga zoo yours
- Your mum is a slut she loves a cock-or-too (island)
- No, we can’t kick the shit out of the old guy, it’s Balmoral
- I was up late last night watching some weird porn, Boy-tentacle in-her-Gardens
If you enjoyed these puns and have more you would like to add then make sure you leave them in the comments below!